this fanfiction involves inappropriate thyme and sexual intercourse
you have been warned!
It was a bright and beautiful day in jump city. everyone decided to go out for lunch at their favorite pizza joint except for robin who wanted to spend his the time working out at the gym to get his hot new bod and Starfire was busy cleaning silky with her tongue, it was the best way to clean a mutated moth larva. their paths would cross because when robin was done he was painfully hungry and Starfire was in the kitchen when she was cleaning silky.
*lick* *lick* "
you're the cutest little guy." silky wiggles in delight to the soft yet firm tongue of the alien princess. "hi star!" robin says while walking in shirtless and covered in sweat. *gag* "
um...hi robin, you look very.. unflattering!" she said trying to not offend him. "could you pour me a cup of coffee?" "alright robin." Starfire happily pours the coffee until robin starts to flirt with her. "yeah, pour that coffee like you want it!" "ohh... ok." "put in extra cream!" Starfire stares at him confused and shocked
"so, everyone is gone so....wanna fuck?" "ROBIN THATS DISGUSTING! YOUR ALL READY IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT BODYPILLOW OF ME IN YOUR ROOM!" Starfire yells.
"NO! WERE GOING TO FUCK WHENEVER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" robin screams while throwing his piping hot coffee at poor little silky. silky screams a blood curdling cry as Starfire bends over to help the little larva. Robin takes advantage of the situation and leeches on to her neck gripping her forehead and pulling his crotch next to her ear. star then runs around the kitchen knocking into things and banging her head on the wall to try to get him off of her. robin activates his RPE device on his dick (rpe standing for "radio penal enlarger") the RPE emits radio waves that also destroys stars brain.
"MY BRAIN IS MELTING! IT'S GIVING ME AUTISM." star screams. at this point silky is dead from skin damage and star seems to be weak from the radio waves melting and altering her brain. she falls to the ground and wiggles with foam shooting from her mouth. robin finds this arousing, something about her twitching on the ground gets his wiener throbbing. he slips his skinny pencil like penis into her ear and proceeds to dewax her and he cries as he does it. pieces of brain oozes out of her nostrils and ear canal slightly microwaved. robins pee pee grows ever so slightly to the ooze till he nuts. "oh, Starfire! it's cumming!"
robin takes a glance thro the window and sees the other titans entering the tower. "SHIT WHAT DO I DO?" robin sets star upright on the couch and wipes the brain and semen in her ear so they won't find out. "ummmm.....wat r I?" star says while obviously suffering from brain damage but robin ignores it to great his other teammates. "hey robin!" beast boy says. "what's up bro?" cyborg yells and brofists him cringely. "hey guys nothing umm, out of the ordinary here." "something smells fishy...oh my god what's wrong with Starfire and what's that smell? it smells like charred meat!"
robin thinks to himself "OH NO! I FORGOT ABOUT SILKY!" "could you excuse me for a second?" robin then runs to the kitchen and devours silky in one bite so they won't find out about what he did. *crunch* *chew* *swallow*
"all done." robin says to himself as he runs back to the living room. "ummmm...what is wrong with Starfire?" raven says sounding suspicious. "oh, star is just a little tired." robin didn't notice but his penis is hanging out from the sexual intercourse with Starfire. "is those food?" says the now mentally impaired starfire as she proceeds to give robin a blowjob in front of everyone. "wow dog! robin's getting some succ!" Beastboy says in excitement. "hey Beastboy can you give me some succ to?" "sure thing bro!" *sucking sound*
raven stares at all of them in disgust. "you all are disgusting! STOP!! DONT TURN INTO A DOG BEASTBOY! UGH!!!" somehow it turns into an orgy and everyone was in except for raven cause she prefers to masturbate alone in her room. (oddly relatable
) cyborg was anal pounding beast boy with robin on top rubbing his nuts in his face. Starfire was on top of them all picking her nose obviously not interested. "ahh, beast boy im about to blow." cyborg cries in pleaser. "I know dude! it's happening." right when the three boys were about to cum star fire pees on top of them. "AHH! OH MY GOD STAR STOP!" "IT'S IN MY MOUTH!" "RAVEN HELP!" raven storms in the living room trying to control her anger. "what is it now...WHAT THE HELL!" raven examines Starfire to find the cause for this odd behavior. "I think Star is autistic! wow no surprise, she was always weird. robin for the next few days you will make sure she is under control." "you can count on me raven I will make sure she is safe." robin secretly was hoping for this cause it was also his fetish
"Good morning Starfire." robin says while waking her up with a kiss from in her crib. Star falls out of her crib and hits her head on the floor. star cries and says "I'm hungry! I want succ!" "ok, ok, open up wide honey!" robin says as he unzips his pant and held his pee pee to her mouth. star immediately latches on it and succs up his man juices. *burp*
"change me! change me!" "ok come to daddy." robin picks her up and takes her to her changing table across from the room. "*fart*
oopsy" "ahh how cute! ok hold still." "NO!" Starfire flings shit at robin and runs out of the tower. robin runs after her and tries to stop her but she continues throwing shit at things on the island.
"NOOT NOOT! IM PENGUIN HITLER! *AHHH*"
Starfire falls and rolls on the ground in pain screaming and crying do to something wrong with her head. "STARFIRE ARE YOU OK?" robin screams while trying to help her stop twitching but foam starts to froth from her mouth. "what's going on now." raven says in an angry tone. tears are rolling down robins face regretting everything her has done that hurt her. "I think Starfire is hurt!" "ugh, let me see." raven then uses an x-ray spell to see what's wrong with her. "well, it looks like Star has brain cancer." "from what?" robin asks. "over exposure to radiation. probably from that device on your penis." "WHAT DO WE DO? HOW DID YOU KNOW?" "maybe because your dick is hanging out and theirs nothing we can do she's kinda dying right now, wait....yep now she's dead," "NOOOOOOO!" robin lays on top of her dead body and sobs. "come on robin lets get something to eat I'm hungry." raven says sounding uninterested. "don't worry star we will be together now." he says with tears running down onto her face. he slowly pulls a gun to his chin "I LOVE YOU STAR!!!" *bam*
he shoots himself going straight through his chin and out of the top of his head his lifeless body falls on top of her.
"that will teach him! azarath metrio zinthos!" starfire wakes up and her cancer and autism were cured. "where am i....AHHHHH ROBIN IS THE DEAD!" "hey dumb ass he raped you! at least a 'thank you' would be nice." "oh yeah, maybe its best if he stays dead." star says thinking that if he was alive he would just hurt more people. "sooo... do you wanna fuck?" raven says since everyone kept interrupting her every time she tried to masturbate and she doesn't mind alien pussy. "ok lets do it on his dead body."
everything went back to normal. Starfire made a full recovery, raven got laid and was apointed the new leader of the teen titans and beast boy and cyborg fucked even more and nobody attended robins funeral. everything is how it should be.